I shall land mine... mine own conservative woman!

Further liberal depravity!

There are two theories of Revolution: to arouse the people, or to let them come of arousal themselves.

In this case, they must be aroused or they stand the likely chance of never experiencing proper arousal again!

Clicking the linked co-ordinates above will take the reader to a website of an organization as seeking to re-define female beauty as arising from the subtraction of limbs via buried explosive devices!

Yet be not afraid, fellow conservatives, for I have devised a program to counter this threat to proper female beauty. Following in the steps of our brothers upon the Isle of Man, I shall put forth a paradigm of female beauty wherein more than two legs are desired, thus creating a counter-balance!